Dan Germain

trust the beard, trust the man

 

I think we all knew this anyway, but men with beards are more trustworthy. It is now a scientific fact.

beard me

The most useful iPhone app so far has arrived.

 

It's called BeardMe.

While we're on the subject of facial furniture, this is worth a look too.

time lapse beard growth

Time Lapse: My Hairy Commute from :: Fred Abercrombie on Vimeo.

Much respect and hairy salutations to Fred Abercrombie, who filmed his beard growth in a neat, funny way over a couple of months earlier this year.

ben harris

 

I met Ben Harris a while ago. He is a great writer, a funny man and a proper gentleman. He's just refashioned his blog, entitled I Don't Know Do I? and I think it will turn out to be one of my favourites. Please pop over to Ben's for a quick how-do-you-do and some tips from Mr Vonnegut.

let us start as we mean to go on

2009 begins with beards. A print that you can order from a website, found via Russell. I might buy one.

I have got a pile of prints and posters, mostly rolled up in cardboard tubes in the spare room. They are waiting to be hung on the walls of the 'studio'. The 'studio' is the garage at the back of the house. It currently contains bikes, a lawnmower, two big tables, an old fridge freezer that acts as an overflow from the one in the kitchen, some firewood, buckets, garden shears, paint, a mask like the ones that Altern8 used to wear - all of the usual garage stuff.

In 2009 the garage will become the 'studio'. It will be a place to work and think, and might even have a projector in it so that it can be a mini cinema. The project will start soon, but then I was saying that for most of 2008.

However, 2009 feels like the right time to do it, not least because I can then stop using inverted commas when I say the 'studio' and just call it the studio. That would be an improvement.

dan's very best

International superstar graphic designer Ben Terrett sends me a message:

"I'm not sure if you do guest posts.

But if you did, and you asked me, I'd submit this picture."

beard gone

kimbo slice

Paul wanted to hear more about Kimbo Slice, who recently popped up on this list of best facial hair. Paul likes all of that fighting stuff you see.

So here's what I found out about Kimbo:

Kimbo Slice's real name is Kevin Ferguson and is 33 years old. Kimbo Slice is approximately 6'2 tall, and weighs 250 lbs although his weight varies between fights. Kimbo is always shown with a full beard and a clean-shaven head.

Kimbo Slice was a star defensive football player for Miami Palmetto High School in the Pinecrest area of Miami, Florida. In college, he went on to the University of Miami on academic scholarship, but did not play football. He was there for only a year and a half.

Kimbo Slice worked as a bodyguard for RK Netmedia, a Miami-based pornography production/promotion company responsible for number of popular adult subscription websites.

Kimbo Slice has a son called Kevlar and a daughter called Kevina.

Kimbo Slice was a Miami, Florida-based underground street fighter. The underground fight videos swept across the web making him an overnight sensation. The brutal knockouts, tough appearance of Kimbo, and catchy phrases increased his popularity.  Kimbo appeared in eight street fight videos, winning seven of them. His lone lost was to Boston police officer, Sean Gannon. The fight was marred with controversy because Kimbo's crew says Gannon broke the fight rule (see kimbo fight rules below). Many Kimbo critics state that Kimbo never fought anyone decent beside Gannon.

As mentioned above, Kimbo has his own fight rules:

Kimbo Slice Street Fight Rules:

1.This is not a mixed martial art or a street fight       

2.Only punching allowed (no elbows, knees, kicks, etc.)

3.Stand up fighting only       

4.No holding or grappling with opponent is allowed

5.If someone is knocked down he has thirty seconds to get up and continue fighting       

6.Ways to win are KO, thirty second count out, and if the other guy quits

So that's Kimbo, with the help of http://www.kimboslice.org/. Next week - Kendo Nagasaki.

top 20 beards and moustaches

They're right here.

beards through the ages

The beard is the longest it's ever been. But what to do now? Push on through until Christmas and dye it white? Shave it all off (and then grow a 'tache) for a worthy cause? Or how about a plait? I think technoviking has a plait.